you wanna plot? you wanna request stuff? ask me something? you wanna talk? tell me how your day was? tell me how much of a bitch your sibling is? tell me how much you love fried oreos?
well you go right ahead because my ask is open and i’m always here to listen
"Don’t make me take out my chainsaw…"
"But mama! I don’t—"
"HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?"